the naked bunch.

by charlotte guest.

I saw a bunch of ladies today and accidentally imagined them naked.

This is because I've seen the movie Calendar Girls, where old women strategically place watering cans and home-knitted beanies in front of the naughty areas, take pictures, and make a surprisingly successful calendar. And that looked like something these women would do.

calendar girls.

by charlotte guest

Each member of my family has their own calendar.

• This is where we spread out our respective to-do lists so that we feel like busy, busy people. My square for today boasts "return dvds", mum's has "shopping" (we're talking groceries), and dad's has "golf", like every other square of his.

 We also have ‘the family calendar’.

• The family calendar is a collective work. It stores the more significant occasions that we feel the other house-mates should know about. Today is blank.