Warning: this is a
shameless name-drop. I'm fully aware that it's tactless and in bad
taste, but it's irresistible. I shall be telling my
children, my children's children and so on, that I sent an email to
Benjamin Law.
In
case an ignoramus slipped past security, let me toss a condescending
note their way. Benjamin Law is a writer, a writer for Frankie
Magazine and The Smith Journal, among other things. He has
also been “short-listed” (who cares what for). The only thing
I've ever been short-listed for is the Most Pretentious Public
Book-Reading Award (my entry: War and Peace).
He
speaks the truth, brothers.