by kimberley veart
If
I were Paul Simon I would never have parted ways with Garfunkel. I know I had
most of the talent, but he brought the ‘funky’ name. How memorable is Simon
without Garfunkel?
If
I were Paul Simon I would move to Barcelona because the only thing more awesome
than playing Spanish guitar is playing Spanish guitar in Spain.
I
would speak to everyone in the same obscure poetic way that I write lyrics.