Most people's resumes
make them sound unbearably boring.
Everyone's “interests”
look super uninteresting. You just can't slap down your personality
like you want to; you just can't write “you should hire me
because I collect thimbles”. I
once went to a “resume writing workshop” which told you exactly
which interests employers are interested in, held by a woman who
looked like she'd be interested in ants.
My
resume boasts three interests.
